As I came home on a Monday night,
as drunk as drunk could be.
I saw a horse outside the door
where my old horse should be...
So I called me wife, and I says to her,
Can you please kindly tell to me...
who owns that horse outside the door
where my old horse should be
Agh, you're drunk, you're drunk,
You silly ol' fool, but still you cannot see,
that's the lovely sow that my mother sent to me.
With the many a days I've travelled,
a hundred miles or more,
But a saddle on a sow,
sure I never saw before!